FATTAC Motor Pool Coffee Blend (Medium-Dark Roast)

MOTOR POOL FUEL™

Smells Like JP-8 (Tastes Like Coffee)

This isn’t café coffee.
This is get-your-ass-moving coffee.

Motor Pool Fuel™ was built for early formations, cold mornings, and long days standing around equipment that should’ve been deadlined already. It’s a bold, medium-dark roast with cocoa and toasted nut flavors that hits hard, stays smooth, and doesn’t taste like it was burned in a drum behind a Starbucks.

Drink it black. Load it with cream. Slam it in a stained mug you’ve had since 2012.
It still does its job.

Sourced from South America and roasted in the USA in small batches, this is crew-served caffeine for people who know exactly what the motor pool smells like—and why that smell never leaves your clothes.

WHAT YOU’RE DRINKING

• Medium-Dark Roast

• Full-Bodied, No Burnt BS

• Cocoa & Toasted Nut Notes

• Specialty Grade Craft Coffee (SCA)

WHO THIS IS FOR

• Early mornings

• Late nights

• Bad attitudes before caffeine

• People who don’t trust “notes of citrus”

BREW IT HOWEVER

Drip coffee maker. Moka pot. Percolator.
If it makes coffee, it works.

STORAGE

Store in a cool, dry place.
Reseal the bag unless you like stale disappointment.

WARNING

This product is NOT JP-8.
Do NOT attempt to refuel vehicles.
Failure to consume may result in poor decisions, sarcasm, and loss of motivation.